(December 2042 Gainesville, Baja Georgia)

Workers made a startling discovery recently while renovating a derelict apartment building near campus. At last, UBG fans have a relic to remind them of the sacrifices made by the recently departed Timothy Tebow - The Shroud of Tebow. It seems that a demolition crew has found a stained sheet which appears to have been purposely hidden in the former apartment of Tebow and his faithful disciple Cooper. Scientists at UBG agree that early evidence supports the popular belief that the Shroud is historical evidence of the time spent at Baja Georgia by The Chosen One, as Tebow called himself for the last three years.

You will notice in the photograph that for reasons of modesty St. Tim has covered what he called «the naughty areas» (some say his groin was damaged beyond repair in the SEC championship game of 2009). One can clearly see the outline on his left wrist of the gold Rolex that all Florida signees were given when they arrived in Gainesville in those days. You will note the long hair and beard that Tebow had grown in the period leading up to his purported ascension. Observers speculate that the shroud depicts how Tebow saw himself rather than his actual appearance.

Since the recent unexplained disappearance of Tebow and his small band of followers, many feared that all memories of glory at the old University of Florida would be lost. After the state of Georgia annexed and renamed Florida (28 years ago - as a result of the unfortunate bankruptcy) fans with memories of the heyday of Florida football have had little to smile about. Georgians have been quick to remind that Florida's dominance in the series was merely an aberration and natural order has been restored.  Since 2009 the Gators has been outscored by the Dawgs 971 to 6.

Gator fans have raised enough money to purchase a used double-wide to house the Tebow Center . In a gracious gesture the University of Georgia has agreed to send former players, Uga XIV and head coach Vincent Dooley (grandson of the famous 20th century coach) to the opening ceremony of the Center. Gator fans are expected to present the the visiting Georgians with a plaque in thanks for continued funding of Baja Georgia University.