The Tebow Sugar Bowl Drinking Game
HT - Losers With Socks
Rules of the Game:
* Drink every time Tebow is called «a warrior.» Bonus chug if any of your friends sing the first two lines of Scandal's opus «I am a warrior» and change the lyrics to «Tebow is A Warrior» Dance, Tebow, you magnificent male specimen, you…
* Drink every time Tebow's called «a leader,» then salute.
* Drink every time Tebow's called a «special athlete,» then yell «Tiiiimmmmmmmmay!»
* Finish your drink if the announcers suggest Tebow should win the Heisman again this year.
* Drink every time Tebow points to the sky — then, you must realize the only reason the sky hasn't fallen is the strength of his pointing.
* Drink every time he's shown on the sidelines flapping his arms like a bird to pump up the crowd.
* If (WHEN) Tebow actually takes flight, finish your drink and do a shot.
* Drink every time Tebow's on camera for no reason when the Florida defense is on the field.
* Drink every time Tebow is seen screaming with his helmet off.
* Drndsink every time they show a «I Heart Tebow» sign in the stands.
* Drink every time you see a Florida fan in jorts. (Small sips on this one, otherwise it could kill you).
* Knock back a shot every time the announcers mention his experience as missionary/surgeon.
**If Tebow gives a tearful speech in the post-game press conference, give the television the bird, turn up your bottle of Jim Beam, and don't stop drinking OR flipping off the TV till Tebow runs out of tears. (This may take several bottles of Jim). Then throw the empty bottle(s) through the television and quote the good book .
(Disclaimer: Playing the Tebow drinking game may result in death. So don't do it. Ever. Not even in jest. If you're dumb enough to do it, just pray Tebow is nearby – only he can save you.
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8 months and 30 days ago
creative...?...
8 months and 28 days ago
If the world hates you, know that it has hated me before it hated you. If you were of the world, the world would love you as its own; but because you are not of the world, but I chose you out of the world, therefore the world hates you. Remember the word that I said to you: 'A servant is not greater than his master.' If they persecuted me, they will also persecute you. If they kept my word, they will also keep yours.
—John 15:18-20
Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness' sake, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Matthew 5:10
But the Lord is with me as a dread warrior;
therefore my persecutors will stumble;
they will not overcome me.
They will be greatly shamed,
for they will not succeed.
Their eternal dishonor
will never be forgotten.
Jeremiah 20:11
8 months and 28 days ago
And ye shall know the truth, and the
truth shall make you free.
John 8:32
8 months and 28 days ago
And Tebow shall weep
His tears shall flood the earth
And he shall say G-d Bless fifteen times every hour
December 12:5
8 months and 28 days ago
this is hilarious!
haha love it
8 months and 28 days ago
so you are saying that tebow is being persecuted because he is righteous? you really think he is being persecuted because of his religious beliefs?! no, he is being persecuted because he garners WAY more media attention than he deserves, and because he has one of the largest egos of any one i have EVER seen. did you read bible verse he had on his face during the UF-Bama game?! i have conquered the world?! are you kidding me?! as soon as he stops praying for god to pick him to win and thanking god every second for picking him to win over someone else, i will actually believe he is a good person/christian. you can see how he really feels when he cries like a child when god 'doesn't choose him to win.' i don't see how that is biblical or has any relation to the verses you posted. i'm not saying he is a bad person, just a very ignorant one.
8 months and 28 days ago
Beware of practicing your righteousness before men to be noticed by them; otherwise you have no reward with your Father who is in heaven.
--Matthew 6:1
8 months and 27 days ago
Why doesn't Tim ever quote anything from Timothy I OR Timothy II? Those are his books. Go Noles!!!!!!!!
8 months and 27 days ago
How can your neck be the same size as your head without steroids? hhhmmmmmm
8 months and 27 days ago
are you serious? are you saying tim tebow is made fun of because he is actually the one chosen by God? Is this a new religion? If so you should probably take a page out of the Heaven's Gate religious group and drink some punch whenever a plane with tim tebow on it flies above you in the hopes of being sent up to live with him as he looks down upon us mere mortals
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